Can't eat Beef > Mad cow Disease
Can't eat chicken > Bird Flu
Can't eat eggs > Salmonella
Can't eat pork > Fears that Bird Flu will Infect Piggies
Can't eat fish > Heavy Metals in the Waters has Poisoned their Meat
Can't eat fruits and veggies > Insecticides and Herbicides
I believe that leaves Chocolate [:

Chocolate is a vegetable.
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable
Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets.
Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.Thus, chocolate is a vegetable
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk,which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

STRESSED spelled backward is DESSERTS.
Chocolate is good :D
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